Thursday, September 1, 2011

I'm not a smoker Babaganoush Bloggery.

Day two, which I might add seems like day 4 thousand 3 hundred 44 days . 3.  This is truely maddening.  OOOOOO, confession is good for the soul...

Like every good alcoholic a people who don't smoke also keep a stash around JUST IN CASE.  now this stash isn't a nice fresh long lung bayonet but a squished one from an ashtray long ago that contains possibly 2 puffs of nerve gas.  What an odd realization...

There I confessed to it, two puffs of a nasty, God only knows how old, nerve gas butt.  I then proceeded to cleanse myself of said evil temptation by burning loose sage and wafting it around my body and head.  Of that I shall say that my body and brain are so far dist-ached it is most like my neck holding the string to the balloon head floating along above bouncing off the walls, trees, etc. only I spend most of my time in my room a"AVOIDING" people who piss me off naturally right now cause I want to come back to a semi harmonious home.

It has come down to texting.  Early morning text goes like this....to Alyssa   ring ring ring,  "DOGS"   yup that is all there is....she has now been trained that this word alone signals that she is to take the dogs outside to go wee.  Much better for me too as I don't have to scream through these very thin walls so she can actually ignore me better.  As for my beloved, Loki, to alleviate my anger at him I put him in a kennel with a plate of food to eat and just went to bed.  Can't be with me, sleep with me, nothing till you EAT as it is sending me over the edge thinking of Friday's very possible negative outcome.

I have visions of epic battles rolling in my brain of little WWII Bayonet cigarettes with their spiffy hats on coming out of the trenches fighting to 400 foot set of very disturbing looking lungs.  Little red cross white blood cell dudes with their accordion pumps pumping up the jam, pump it up a little harder and you might do that....BAAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAGANOUSHHHHHHHHHHH 

Lets face it I just got so tired of writing Mentos Babaganoush as many times as the thought pops in.....I may has well have it on speed type at this point.

I shall elaborate later when fucking google images comes through for me...they are so slow on this connections.

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