Really? Current events in the last few days surprise you?

You know what surprises me?

How bent out of shape everyone is getting about these innocent kids.  Your all for stringing up the killer and condemning him.

Do you see the thousands of innocent children and parents being slaughtered in Iran/Iraq by our American soldiers?  Someone please explain the difference to me?  Should we also call for a tribunal to string up American vets, service men and women?  I support those who choose to go into a war they believe the hype on I do.  Do I condone it?  No.  Do I pray for them?  Yes.

So why do people get bent out of shape about me also saying a prayer for the young man who did the horrible killing in CT.?

Killing of innocent women and children is fine as long as it is in another country where you don't see it?  Then it's ok and we can pray for their killers.

You wonder why these kids are snapping all of a sudden and going on killing sprees?  You seriously can't figure that out?  Here are some reasons.....


1.  Parenting.

Let's face it, half of these kids parents are either brought up by parents who had no moral code and weren't prepared to raise a child or you have single parents so busy trying to make a living having to take 2 or 3 jobs to make ends meet so they aren't able to be home to set boundries and raise healthy, compassionate kids.

2. Kids with Special Needs that the families aren't getting support for.

There are more and more of these kids being born today and I personally feel that it is the over abundant vaccine schedules that send most of these kids into the plethra of labels put on them.  With all the chemicals in our water system, GMO's in our food system, artificial sugars I can go on and on.  They are basically destroying our children's developing brains as well as our own.

3.  Emotional Abandonment/Bullying

Kids who are constantly being put down for being unique.  Emotionally and Physically abused by sometimes a parent but more often bullies in schools and schools that don't give two shits about dealing with the problem.  Not to mention the bullies parent most likely not caring if they have a tough kid.

These kids who are victim to bullies have no fucking outlet or support system to help them.  They are lost, alone, humiliated, and very angry.  You hold anger inside long enough and it will manifest and sometimes not in the most pleasant ways.  If they don't snap and go after the world that torments them they take it out on themselves.  Still, no one does anything to help them.  Instead lets pump them full of chemical mind altering drugs and set them in front of violent video games where they can learn to be cold, heartless killers.  Video games are a fine training tool.  Let's overload their minds with violence and killing and make all compassion and empathy fade away like a changing season.

I look out in the world today and I see packs of feral children reverting back to their primal instincts of survival.  Kill or be killed, only the strong can survive, no room for compassion.  I see packs of feral adults too doing the same thing.  I went one day to a food shelf and witness some asshat pushing a woman holding an infant out of the way to get a place in the front of the line.  When confronted he states, "I don't give a fuck about you and your baby".  These are the people that feel entitled to get whatever they can for nothing.  They give the system ment to help out a bad name.  This is the world we have created......

This is the legacy we leave for our children.  Until we can raise compassionate, empathic children that care for one another and the community at large we are a dying society.

Violent societies are like plagues of rats and vermin spreading their sickness....  Vaccinate that.

I pray for all people who need it.......not just for the victims of the violence but for the violence bearers for they seem to need it the most.

Thou Shalt Not Kill

One simple rule until man adds to it for his purposes.

I'm tired.........and joyfully await the transition of death whenever it comes.

Bless You All

Adventure, Pain & Cheap Thrills....

What more could one want in life?

This blog theme song is:    Ride the Pain

Now why this one?  Well a couple reasons.  Everytime we, being the Bee Merry Gals, go on our weekend adventures of healing the land, Shelli makes a trip themed mix CD.  This song was on this one and it makes me very happy and bouncy.  The other reason you will find if you read further..

Our trip was up in the Northern parts unknown to most people not in state or for me for that matter cause we were way up in Northern Wisconsin of all places yet still on the great Lake Superior.  Now if it weren't so friggin cold up on the lake in winter I would gladly live there alas I want to keep my nipples intact.

Our first stop along the way was Spirit Mountain where we have been doing work before.  We went up to see the damage from the flooding up there and OMG, it was intense.   Where you see my head is where the road should be..  This is where my ride the pain adventure begins.

Now for those not in the know I have for 25 years or so had chronic myofasia pain and fibromyalgia along with 2 bulging disks so there is that but two weeks prior to this trip my dog took me on a magical mystery flying carpet ride over the railing of our front steps onto my back and thankfully not onto our smaller dog.  So, I am pretty much still in manageble pain right there. sort of.

So what does Theresa do?  Can you guess?  Theresa hears in her head, "Climb down into the ravine by the water Theresa"

So like any spiritually minded person or nut if you will, I listen to said voice and made my way down.  Interesting trek fairly easy getting down but then I'm climbing all over these lovely rocks, bending down to collect water, using muscles that are definately in flare up mode from 2 weeks prior and I'm about oh, 2 stories down.  Starting to feel it now.

So I look up and think, damn the climb up should be easy right?  Yes and no.  Climbing over all the rocks with searing pain in my L4 & L5 was the really hard part but once got to solid ground I took my time going up and finally reached the bridge.  Whew, sat down for a moment took a Vicodin, 6 Ibuprofen and took a breather.  Now we are a tight group and we leave no man behind so Carol hung out with me while I chilled for a minute then got up and made our way back to the van.  Off we went....

Travelled over to Wisconsin and saw a very cool windmill then made our way to the cabin.  We were in Port Wing right on Lake Superior.  

We made our way to one beach area the waves were splashing (a very exciting happy time for me) but yet again I have to climb down stairs to the beach.  MOST worth it at this time.  I was in rock and driftwood heaven!

Ever see the movie The Dark Crystal?  This piece of driftwood reminds me of the highly spiritual being The urRu / Mystics.  See the resemblence?

If there had been room in the van you can bet your ass I would have had that driftwood in there.  I then walked the beach, note to self:  walking in sand really works those muscle we talked about earlier, and Carol spotted some bear tracks and some wolf tracks.  So, of course I had to take a picture of me walking with Bear and Wolf.

Get to our little cabin on the lake and we start to unload the vehicles and enjoy the sunset......

By now , I'm really starting to feel it.....but we had to go out to dinner.  By the time we did get to the cabin the pain levels were around the 15 level and I would have killed for morphine or a bear to eat me so it wouldn't be an issue anymore.   Did I say tears?  Oh yes, there were lots of tears.....

So much so that I slept outside in the 3 season type building on the couch by my lonesome.  The rest of this blog shall be continued......

Feminine Anger... Good God where is that rant going?

Good Morning Students......

Last night I spent at least an hour talking to a friend who come to find out has been withholding inside some serious anger issues.  Well deserved it seems as it had to do with an assault by an ex.  

 (Have I told you Gemini's make excellent therapists and counselors?)

 Now, although in public this particular friend appears to be strong, independent and self reliant.  What most people don't see is the very wounded, angry woman seething with rage within.  

I know the world is all love and light and fa la la la, go away bad feelings, go away but is it really healthy to not acknowledge our negative emotions in a healthy way so that they can truly be transformed into said love and light?  I have said it before and I shall say it again.....you have to deal with and embrace your shadow self people. 

The great news is this!  You can do it in a healthy manner and still survive the  experience.  Unfortunately, many women have had it drummed into their skulls that we should stuff it, be meek, mild and pleasing to everyone.  The down side to this is we then turn that anger on ourselves and it manifests in a plethora of ways.  Women tend to, starve themselves, cut themselves or go to wild extremes of dangerous behaviors.  We end up loathing ourselves and to prove that we are worthless bitches continue to punish and torture ourselves.  

So, lets take a walk and see where these thoughts come from shall we?  Well, it all starts here...........

That's right, Adam and Eve.  We are supposedly responsible for (horriflying music intro) ORIGINAL SIN...  That's right, only we are.  We have been deamed so evil that man using his own brain and self control couldn't make his own decision to not eat that apple.  God forbid man should take responsibility for his own actions so lets blame it on the woman.  What?  You mean we have so much power that patriartrical society is powerless to control their own actions?  Damn.  (disclaimer: I am in no means dogging the boys here just the societal perceptions of the sexes)

So, seen as it was only male prophets that were wise enough to write a control based book, ie: Bible, it would seem that this book is a bit one sided. Apparently God is a male also according to the spin doctor's.  I happen to believe myself that God encompasses both male and female attributes, after all we were created in his image.... unless of course God is a rib then slather on the bar-b-que sauce and let's have us a Holy Ho Down.

Oh I know I just pissed off some serious right wing Christian's with that blasphemy.

Let's go one step further shall we....grab your shorts on this one.

Maybe Satan, ie: the serpent in the garden that I may add looks very phallic is indeed..........wait for it........Symbolism for the male penis.....  and testosterone is Satan's bitch boy.

So that would then make.....the penis, which I think most people will agree, has a brain of it's own, is the cause of what?  Original Sin.  Maybe, just maybe, (I'm all about possibilities now) we were in the Garden of Eden as Hermaphrodites and maybe, just maybe, by eating the fruit of the tree there we were punished by splitting our true selves into male and female and maybe, just maybe, this created the self loathing of the feminine side of ourselves because that side is the emotional side.  Dare I say the side of the voice of reason?  The side not run by aggressive, testosterone laden hormones?

I can just see it now, Adam wakes up after God rips out a rib and says, Damn, I'm so glad that part of me that is weak and illogical is gone.  I'm kind of loving this new sense of power surging through my hormonal system, yeah, heck God, can I go kick some ass in your name?  

So maybe our journey here on earth, our purpose if you will, is to combine both aspects of our male and female sides together as one again so there can finally be some friggin harmony?

It's perfectly acceptable in our society that males are tough, strong, powerful, snuff chewing, ass kicking, beer drinking, woman beating son's of bitches.  That's is after all what being a man's man is all about.  Macho.  But, if a man should be in touch with his feminine side they are immediately tossed to the ground and called demeaning names.  Case in point....  A Minister now, man of God (and I use that term lightly in his case) said this:

Pastor Sean Harris says: 

There you have it folks.......that right there is where the shit hits the fan.  I can just imagine Jesus at the Sermon on the Mound giving that fine, fine, wisdom to the masses.  So you can see where a female or any child for that matter could get a little angry.

So on we go.  According to the bible there are about 3 main types of women that we should look at.

The VIRGIN

The SUBSERVIENT MOTHER

or in modern times the Oven.

THE WHORE/PROSTITUTE

OH and lets not forget the popular modern version...........

THE BITCH

So lets take a look at the different types and their role in modern society.

1.  The Virgin

The most highly prized version of spiritual femininity.  Untouched, pure, but still the cause of Original Sin.  An angry female child that has been used, abused and made to feel less then dirt won't stay a virgin long.  All that pent up rage is going to come out as being #3 the Whore or #4 the Bitch.

So much is this type of woman valued, cause we are property of men per the bible, that in some countries if she were to be raped by someone an act that is totally out of her control/power......  She is sent to the middle of town buried up to her waist and they stone her to death.  The rapist is charged like 3 goats to the father for his loss.  What is rape about?  Anger.  In this case it manifested in the rape of an innocent young girl who's only dream in life is a husband and making her father proud.

2.  The Subservient Mother

This woman according to the bible is to be subservient to her husband in all things.  I mean ALL things.  Breed when told, pop out as many children as possible, raise said children, wash and clean everything and then a hot meal on the table for her man.  Then repeat.  He at any time can go and have as many adulterous relationships as he sees fit even though it is a sin and if caught maybe a few goats need to be paid out.  If GOD forbid, she should do the same.....death, divorce and the stigma of Original Sin, destitution and starving children if of course aloud to keep them because they are of course the PROPERTY of the man.

So tired, worn out, raped most likely, depressed and beat down....yeah, there is anger seething in there.  Here come those dangerous behaviors like booze, drugs, unprotected sex, starving oneself, cutting, suicide.  Or in modern times pushed way to far.......Pulling a Bobbit.  There is a lot of anger there.

3.  The Whore/Prostitute

She is the one that for all her life she has been either sexually abused, had no Daddy in her life and therefore never felt loved.  She is the sexualized piece of meat in the window, a product you can buy but don't marry her...  This woman things so little of herself that she sells her body as the commodity she was taught it was.  After all the bible states the woman is the man's property.

If you don't think there is seething anger in this woman you best think again.  

4.  The Bitch

In today's world if you do not follow the strict moral and christian code of what a demure woman is supposed to be.  If you speak your mind and express your anger in a healthy way.  If you play the game like the men.  You are a BITCH. Women aren't supposed to be so manly so she must be a bitch.

So what has all of this ranting lead to in helping my friend.  Not much but it was a fun rant but this is what I wanted to say to help all women really.

In the early 80's I went through a program called EST.  Got you in touch with what was really going on within yourself that acted out in your real life.  I watched a woman angry at her parents literally tear apart a steel chair.

The one thing I learned there that sticks with me to this day is this:

You "choose" to have those feelings and reactions and stuff them down to fester or you "CHOOSE" to really look at them...feel them...cry, scream, beat the living shit out of a bed mattress, take a baseball bat to some bales of hay and you get your anger out in a HEALTHY way.  Unless you CHOOSE to not live in fear of your emotions you will live with them running havoc in your life. You will attract the same people over and over again till you change the vibration of those negative emotions.

BITCH, WHORE, BAD MOTHER, whatever word you are called.  It's only a word and it only has power if you "CHOOSE" to let it have power over you.

I've been there and I've done that and I CHOOSE to deal with those emotions and transform them into something that works wonderful thing in my life.

I know if I could do it.....

I HAVE FAITH IN YOU THAT YOU TOO CAN DO IT.

Good Night and fight the good fight.

I'm just GREAT! Thanks for asking.

Today children we learn an important lesson on anger release.  Yes, there are things in this life you have no control over that SEND YOU OVER THE FUCKING  INSANE, ROCKER, but in polite society your supposed to suck it up and not make waves.

But even a light worker is still human and we still get bouts of rage and if you don't then you most likely have some major issues with your internal organs, which can be messy if they explode and splatter upon the walls of life.

I am able to flitter off my anger at a lot of things, especially things I have no control over but when the result is humiliation (as perceived by me) I tend to have mini meltdowns.  It is important to release the beast of anger in healthy ways.  Yes, I am still trying to maintain some hahahaha factor here.  Now my lack of restraint could be caused by two factors.

1.  Pain levels are high which is always a dangerous thing as it is harder to maintain my Zen.

2.  Increasing sun spots exploding nasty little gamma rays into my braincase.

Again, bringing up all sorts of negative emotions and yuck.  But the primary reason I have lost my ever loving mind is this.....

2 count them 2 major things have happened in 2 count them 2 days.

First lets take a look at the definition of Passive Aggressive Behavior.

From: Daniel K. Hall-Flavin, M.D.

Passive-aggressive behavior is a pattern of indirectly expressing negative feelings instead of openly addressing them. There's a disconnect between what a passive-aggressive person says and what he or she does. For a passive-aggressive person, true feelings are shared through actions, not words.

For example, a passive-aggressive person might appear to agree — perhaps even enthusiastically — with another person's request. Rather than completing the task, however, he or she might express anger or resentment by missing deadlines, showing up late to meetings, making excuses or even working against the task.

Specific signs and symptoms of passive-aggressive behavior include:

• Resentment and opposition to the demands of others
• Complaining about feeling underappreciated or cheated
• Procrastination
• Stubbornness
• Inefficiency
• Memory lapses
• Sullenness
• Irritability
• Cynical or hostile attitude

Although passive-aggressive behavior can be a feature of various mental health conditions, it isn't considered a mental illness. If passive-aggressive behavior is interfering with your relationships or daily activities, consult a therapist who can help you identify and try to change your behavior.

So come over here and lets take a walk through the mind of a passive aggressive individual.  Ready?  BEGIN.

I was going to post the exact conversation but in the interest of not being a PAI person myself have checked that.

1.  Don't post pictures until we can approve them because there are some that we don't like.

2.  Pictures get posted anyway and we are told, "I won't tag them, you can tag them yourselves."

3.  I let that slide as I appreciate the creativity aspect tillllllllllll.........

4.  EVERYONE OF THEM SHOWS UP TAGGED ON MY TIMELINE.

Needless to say, I chewed up some PAI ass like I haven't chewed ass in YEARS.   So now I take a deep cleansing breath........you can join me........

So tonight what brought up all yesterdays fury was the 

Gremlins who obviously got control of the play board and played last weeks show instead of this weeks show.  How humiliating to have a guest come on to promote an event and even lengthen the registration because of said show only to have said show not on.

Yes, I'm pissed.  I have every right to express my pissiness as do you the dear reader.

I'm now breathing in a calm manner and am no longer a threat to myself nor those individuals under my anger radar.

Keep smiling cause,

I feel pretty

I feel pretty

I feel whitty and pretty and bla bla bla

Secret Messages & Mabon Blessings

Well, FINALLY, after over 50 hours of no sleep....  drum roll please

I slept through the night!  Yeah, obviously when sufficiently tired and enough Benedryl and a couple Ativan are added to the mix I bypass the Sandman and sleep.

So, today I wanted to send a message to a friend of mine who is not doing well at all.  She will of course understand the following message.



Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

So, hopefully she finds this message and does what needs to be done concerning the matter at hand.

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Today I must don the female face paint for a photo shoot with Lisa and Ashley as the Sit a Spell girls.  Should be fun if not a little nippy.  I may have to utilize some tape in specific areas to prevent the high beams from coming on.

The wonderful, Ron Jamiolkowski, shall be our official photographer for the event.  Luckily, Ron survived the drive over from Illinois without injury as he likes to text and drive.  tsk tsk tsk.  We have given him the title of The Official Sit a Spell Photographer.  YEAH RON!!!!

Just remember your angles as we older ladies like to minimize turkey necks and extra chins.  I wonder if they have invented a lens that slims your ass?  Oh hell, embrace our Croneness I always say.

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Today begins Mabon.  The wonderful holiday of the 2nd harvest.  When Persephone goes down into the Underworld to live with Hades.

Where her mother Demeter mourns her during the winter months till spring when she rises again.

The story of Demeter and Persephone.....

Zeus, the king of all the gods, had three sisters. Hera, his wife and sister, was the goddess of marriage and the queen of all the gods.

Hestia, another of his sisters, was a much loved goddess by the woman of Greece - Hestia was the goddess of home and hearth.

His third sister, Demeter, was in charge of the harvest. All the gods jobs were important. Demeter's job was very important. If she was upset, the crops could die. Everyone, gods and mortals, worked hard to keep Demeter happy. What made her happy was enjoying the company of her daughter, Persephone.  

As the story goes ....

Persephone had grown into a beautiful young woman, with a smile for everyone. One day, while picking flowers in the fields, Hades, her uncle, the god of the underworld, noticed her.

Hades was normally a gloomy fellow. But Persephone’s beauty had dazzled him. He fell in love instantly. Quickly, before anyone could interfere, he kidnapped Persephone and hurled his chariot down into the darkest depths of the underworld, taking Persephone with him.

  

Locked in a room in the Hall of Hades, Persephone cried and cried. She refused to speak to Hades. And she refused to eat. Legend said if you ate anything in Hades, you could never leave. She did not know if the legend was true, but she did not want to risk it in case someone came to rescue her.

Nearly a week went by. Finally, unable to bear her hunger, Persephone ate six pomegranate seeds. It seemed her fate was sealed. She would have to live in the Underworld forever.

Meanwhile, back on earth, Zeus was worried about the crops. The people would die if the crops failed. If that happened, who would worship Zeus? He had to do something. Zeus did what he often did. He sent Hermes, his youngest son, the messenger, to crack a deal, this time with Hades. 

Even as a baby, Hermes was great at making deals. Everyone knew that. But this deal might be the challenge of his life. His uncle Hades, king of the underworld, was really in love. This was no passing fancy. 

When Hermes heard that Persephone had eaten six pomegranate seeds, he had to think quickly. The deal he made with Hades was that if Persephone would marry Hades, she would live as queen of the underworld for six months out of the year. However, each spring, Persephone would return and live on earth for the other six months of the year. Hades agreed. Zeus agreed. Persephone agreed. And finally, Demeter agreed.

Each spring, Demeter makes sure all the flowers bloom in welcome when her daughter, Queen of the Underworld,  returns to her. Each fall, when Persephone returns to Hades, Demeter cries, and lets all the crops die until spring, when the cycle starts again. 

And so, wishing you all a Blessed Mabon.  May your year be bountiful, your hearts filled with Love and may you be healed from all your hurts.

It's 5 am.

It's 5 am and do you know where the Sandman is?

Apparently not at my house.  Oh sure I get those 20 minute power snoozes sometimes but all in all about 4 hours of sleep a night if one is lucky.

So, what does one do when one never sleeps?  Well, being a gemini of course knowledge is titillating.  I'm known for random facts spewing out of my mouth from nowhere that are triggered somewhere deep in dusty cobwebs of my mind. 

For instance female hyena's have a penis.  Yes, it is absolutely true to a point. Actually they have such high amounts of testosterone in their systems that their delicate lady bits have grown to enormous penis sized prize winners.

But I digress here and hey, you opened the page so you asked for it.  (Ashley)

Tonight's subject of interest that is dear to my heart is the "nare".  ????? you maybe asking..... Well, those not in the know, will be excited to find out you have nare's also.  Yes, those little openings into your braincase that you breathe through.

Wonderful thing nares...with the right flare in your nare you can actually BREATHE.  I alas have no flare to my nares and allergies so you can imagine what trying to breathe through them is like.  Let's take a look at different nares and flares shall we?

So looking at the nare flare chart you see that there is a plethora of different shapes and sizes.  I unfortunately do not see my own on this chart...  Comparatively speaking here, figure lV, the very wide eyed surprised looking one is the optimal nare for allergy suffering nose breather's.  If I had to choose which one most closely resembles my lacking flare it would be nare number 1 from the top chart.  I was born with very cute nares...

Almost wide eyed wonders to be sure although somewhat disproportionate, the right being smaller than the left much like my boobs.

Random fact:  All women, other than imitation silicone, have one boob bigger than the other.  The smaller boob is almost always on your dominate side. Right handed or left handed.  This is because you strengthen those pectorals on the side you use the most.  Alas, your other boob is pretty much a couch potato and just gets fat and saggy.

Back to my lacking nares..  The mutation of my delicate nares began when I was six.  Yes, the day I had to start wearing GLASSES.  Apparently those nice little nose cushions caused a crazy ass squeezing shut of my sweet sweet nares.  44 years of cushiony nose pads have trained my nares to be tiny and squeezed together much like foot binding. 

This poor woman was not only tortured but seems to have received one toe more than regulation.  So now that this picture has most likely brought up every meal you have had in the last 24 hours here is how they did it.

Foot Binding:

First, each foot would be soaked in a warm mixture of herbs and animal blood; this was intended to soften the foot and aid the binding. Then, the toenails were cut back as far as possible to prevent in-growth and subsequent infections, since the toes were to be pressed tightly into the sole of the foot. To prepare her for what was to come next, the girl’s feet were delicately massaged. Cotton bandages, 3 m long and 5 cm wide (10 ft by 2 in), were prepared by soaking them in the blood and herb mixture. To enable the size of the feet to be reduced, the toes on each foot were curled under, then pressed with great force downwards and squeezed into the sole of the foot until the toes broke. This was all carried out without the use of pain relief, and was excruciatingly painful for the girl being bound.

The broken toes were held tightly against the sole of the foot while the foot was then drawn down straight with the leg and the arch forcibly broken. The actual binding of the feet was then begun. The bandages were repeatedly wound in a figure-eight movement, starting at the inside of the foot at the instep, then carried over the toes, under the foot, and round the heel, the freshly broken toes being pressed tightly into the sole of the foot. At each pass around the foot, the binding cloth was tightened, pulling the ball of the foot and the heel ever close together, causing the broken foot to fold at the arch, and pressing the toes underneath, this would cause the young girl extreme pain.(really? no shit Sherlock!) When the binding was completed, the end of the binding cloth was sewn tightly to prevent the girl from loosening it, and the girl was required to stand on her freshly broken and bound feet to further crush them into shape. As the wet bandages dried, they constricted, making the binding even tighter.

So here is your exercise for the day..  close your mouth....suck in as much air in your nose as possible till your nares slam shut. Go ahead, I'm waiting...........  If you have completed this exercise and found that you could no longer breathe during the slamming shut, congratulations, you now know what it is like for me to try and breathe.

On a positive note....at least I did not make the Guiness Book of records for this mighty impressive nose....

A Mr. Thomas Wedders from 1700's had a whopper at 19 cm or almost 7 1/2 inches long.  Which brings up the question....can you determine the size of a man's penis from his nose size and if so, did he have to carry a concealed weapons license?

So what have we learned this morning?

1. small nares are bad.

2. female hyenas have really big pseudo penis's

3. one of your boobs is most likely bigger than the other

4. foot binding is mind boggling

5. a man actually lived with a nose that could have been larger than his penis or he had to carry a concealed weapon license

6. visual aids really make a blog pop

7. the sandman sucks ass cause he is never around

8. that it surprises me that women would go to extremes to be pleasing to men

Learning is fundamental.  Aren't you glad I never sleep cause your IQ and breakfast rose just a little today?

(Lisa told me I needed to blog more so Sit a Spell fans could get to know me better...)